Oh Donny Boy/Democracy’s Lament

To the tune of Londonderry Air. Warning! Contains strong language and political themes:

Oh Donny boy,
The blatant lies you’re telling
Stink to high heaven
And right back down to hell:

You claim it’s fraud
Is that a rat I’m smelling?
You say it’s fixed
But that you’ve won as well;

And I’ll be damned
If I hear one more slander
Upon the process
Of democracy;

And if you say
You won’t be going under
Without a fight
A fight there well may be:

For though you’ve mind-
Fucked half the population 
The other half
Must have their voices heard

And truly you’ve no right
To use intimidation 
You piece of shit
You ignominious turd!

So, Donny boy
Let’s wait till all the votes are counted
Before we say
Yours is the victory

And if it is,
we’ll just have to accept it
It’s imperfect,
but that’s democracy.

I was sickened at Donald Trump’s conflicting statement that the vote was fixed, and also that he’d won it, before the count was even in. If that’s not hijacking the democratic process then I don’t know what is. He doesn’t want to be President; he wants to be Dictator Don.