COP 28 (The Sultan’s Got His Hat On)

The Sultan’s got his hat on,
(Hip-hip-hip, hooray!)
his presidential hat on
at the conference today

And we’ve all got the gas on
that’s how it’s going to stay
it’s freezing here, but have no fear
the heat is on its way…

If all developed nations
can have their wicked way
they’ll get the poorer nations 
hooked on oil and gas – hooray!

There’s no conflict of interest, 
no – what a thing to say!
The Sultan’s head of oil as well
as this conference – hooray!

100 million barrels 
could seal our fate today
we’re all so very happy
for the Sultan’s saved the day!

The Sultan’s got his hat on,
(Hip-hip-hip, hooray!)
his presidential hat on
at the conference today!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-67143989